i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
and they say gay marriage is unnatural
i’m screaming so hard right now ^
“Jon eats a whole raw potato”
(Source: fiftyshadesofmacygray)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
you’ve always counted
(Source: benedics)
it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.
john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away
the screen turns black
that’s the episode
British actors are more heroic than you think!
The Devil has a British Accent.
Missy was steps ahead of you motherfuckers.
Where did you go Missy? We need you back.
(Source: tsunderebabe)
um…
- girlfriend killed by demons
- mother killed by demons
- no friends
congratulations on your winchesterhood, Kevin.
(Source: thespoonmissioner)