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"I have traveled through madness to figure this out." - Walter, Fringe

Marilyn, 23, Math Geek;
I have no idea what I'm doing with my life but wasting time on the internet seems to be good enough for now :)

whiteboyfriend:

justrudithings:

whiteboyfriend:

white grapes are green and red grapes are purple who named these things

I think they are named for the delicious product that can be made of grapes :P

"hold on jim, let’s not name these grapes until we see what color they are when we make them alcoholic"

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13 hours ago
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Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL:Isn't he a little old for you?
Me:Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad:*chokes into his drink*
ROL:You should respect your elders.
Me:You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad:*chokes on his drink again*
ROL:*storms off*
Dad:*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me:What?
Dad:Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
15 hours ago
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not-the-very-button:

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

Fun Fact: The only times in Jr. High I was ever popular were doing Jeopardy review games. Once, when the teacher split us into teams, a guy literally pointed at me and went “YES! We got the smart one!”

And for one brief moment, I was a queen. 

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23 hours ago
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swanjolras:

okay okay your point is very good but have you considered natasha romanoff with full-sleeve tattoos

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2 days ago
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zoeuhura:

A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family

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3 days ago
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demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

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3 days ago
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410,601 plays

Florence and the Machine - Stay With Me (Sam Smith cover)
[live @ Orange Warsaw Festival 06.14.2014] HQ

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3 days ago
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slipstreamborne:

Natasha “yeah I don’t have any super-powers so beefy American dude just do me a favor and throw me up in the fucking air because I want to wrassle me an alien (and don’t forget I figured out the big misogynistic baddy’s plan by playing him like a chump and later literally punched some sense into our brainwashed team member lol call me when you need somebody to close the trans-dimensional portal to fucking OUTER SPACE)” Romanoff

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3 days ago
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http://quibbler.tumblr.com/post/93018376812/gowns-you-all-need-to-stop-settling-stop

gowns:

you all need to stop settling

stop putting yourself in the presence of people who make you feel confused or less-than

don’t try to salvage a friendship if they make you feel like shit

don’t try to get into the brain of someone who’s closing themselves off to you

don’t try to…

14 hours ago
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regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

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15 hours ago
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damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

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2 days ago
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crazypeoplejail:

1001-cranes:

vaultedthewall:

I’m just saying, I think we all know who the best Jaeger pilot team would be.image

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(source)

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3 days ago
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ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

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3 days ago
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