njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(Reblogged from consultingmoosecaptain)

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

(Source: sierrasoldhervoice)

(Reblogged from consultingmoosecaptain)
  • 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
  • 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
  • 1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
  • 1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
(Reblogged from castiels-feathery-butt)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(Reblogged from impalasinthetardis)

gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????

(Source: touko)

(Reblogged from consultingsuperhero)

jackunt:

sueting:

electroego:

and they say gay marriage is unnatural 

i’m screaming so hard right now ^

“Jon eats a whole raw potato”

(Source: fiftyshadesofmacygray)

(Reblogged from amillionlightreflections)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(Reblogged from burningcarousel)

you’ve always counted

you’ve always counted

(Source: benedics)

(Reblogged from holmeschesters)

pizza:

katherlne:

can tumblr user pizza stop commenting on every post involving pizza tho

yeah wtf how annoying is it

(Reblogged from beware-of-the-dementor)

the-vashta-nerada:

it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.

john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away

the screen turns black

that’s the episode

(Reblogged from weepingangela)
(Reblogged from weepingangela)
We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world couldn’t design and operate a bumblebee’s wing. We can’t jump or run very fast, and we can’t carry vast weights like an ant can. We can’t see in the dark and we can’t fly except crammed in a noisy tube like sardines, which doesn’t count. Humans compared to animals are almost totally deaf, and we can’t smell a fart in an elevator by their standards. We are finite and separate, and neurotic, while the consciousness of an animal is at peace and eternal. We strive and go crazy to become more important. Animals rest and sleep and enjoy the company of each other. We think we have evolved upwards from animals but we have lost almost all of their qualities and abilities. The idea that animals don’t have consciousness or that they don’t have a soul is rather crass. It shows a lack of consciousness. They talk, they have families, they feel things, they act individually or together to solve problems, they often care of their young as a tribal unit. They play, they travel, and medicate themselves when they get sick. They cry when others in the herd die, they know about us humans. Of course they have a soul, a very pristine one. We humans are only now attempting with the recent rise in consciousness to achieve the soul that animals have naturally.
Stuart Wilde (via spinals)
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scaffalipienidivita:

madisonyork:

British actors are more heroic than you think!

x

The Devil has a British Accent.

(Reblogged from drunkhook)

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

sapphrikah:

Missy was steps ahead of you motherfuckers.

Where did you go Missy? We need you back.

(Source: tsunderebabe)

(Reblogged from a-cumberbatch-of-cookies)

cas-get-into-my-ass:

um…

  • girlfriend killed by demons
  • mother killed by demons
  • no friends

congratulations on your winchesterhood, Kevin.

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

(Reblogged from deanwinchesterisanangelcondom)