white grapes are green and red grapes are purple who named these things
I think they are named for the delicious product that can be made of grapes :P
"hold on jim, let’s not name these grapes until we see what color they are when we make them alcoholic"
|Me:||*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*|
|Random Old Lady:||*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')|
|ROL:||Isn't he a little old for you?|
|Me:||Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.|
|Dad:||*chokes into his drink*|
|ROL:||You should respect your elders.|
|Me:||You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?|
|Dad:||*chokes on his drink again*|
|Dad:||*looks at me with a disapproving look*|
|Dad:||Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.|
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
Fun Fact: The only times in Jr. High I was ever popular were doing Jeopardy review games. Once, when the teacher split us into teams, a guy literally pointed at me and went “YES! We got the smart one!”
And for one brief moment, I was a queen.
Natasha “yeah I don’t have any super-powers so beefy American dude just do me a favor and throw me up in the fucking air because I want to wrassle me an alien (and don’t forget I figured out the big misogynistic baddy’s plan by playing him like a chump and later literally punched some sense into our brainwashed team member lol call me when you need somebody to close the trans-dimensional portal to fucking OUTER SPACE)” Romanoff
you all need to stop settling
stop putting yourself in the presence of people who make you feel confused or less-than
don’t try to salvage a friendship if they make you feel like shit
don’t try to get into the brain of someone who’s closing themselves off to you
don’t try to…
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?