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"I have traveled through madness to figure this out." - Walter, Fringe

Marilyn, 23, Math Geek;
I have no idea what I'm doing with my life but wasting time on the internet seems to be good enough for now :)

cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

(via agentotter)

5 hours ago
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idonethis:

The happy twist is that small giants like Zingerman’s ultimately find financial success beyond their wildest dreams, and they do it by choosing not to focus on money.
— via This Deli Makes $50 Million a Year By Staying Small

idonethis:

The happy twist is that small giants like Zingerman’s ultimately find financial success beyond their wildest dreams, and they do it by choosing not to focus on money.

via This Deli Makes $50 Million a Year By Staying Small

10 hours ago
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there’s a dog in my office and all i want to is play with the dog. I do not want to do accounting things today I want to pet the dog.

12 hours ago
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birdologist:

I can’t even hear what this dude’s saying but look at how ineffectually angry this bird is.

(via agentotter)

1 day ago
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spevvy:

I love him. That. That answer right there. Just wow. All my respect.

spevvy:

I love him. That. That answer right there. Just wow. All my respect.

(Source: latenightseth, via agentotter)

1 day ago
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agentotter:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Gag Reel (720p)
[Really in '720x480']

I feel like if there was a Hawkeye movie it’d be exactly like this but this wouldn’t be the outtakes, it’d be the actual movie. He’d be like “Aw, lock.” “Aw, lines.” “Aw, cocks.”

(Source: lokihiddleston)

1 day ago
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ihatecispeople:

livlafluv9616:

ihatecispeople:

Please don’t be mean to freshmen. Please don’t be mean to younger kids for no reason. It’s already difficult enough going through the transition process of changing schools. They don’t need you to be an asshole to them for no reason on top of that.

Once you’re a senior, you’ll feel different about this. Trust me.

I am a senior. 
And if you’re a senior you should ESPECIALLY not be harassing freshmen. you should know better. 

(via fillmewithyourpixiedust)

1 day ago
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Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

(via agentotter)

1 day ago
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Benvolio:In love?
Romeo:Out.
Benvolio:Of love?
Romeo:Out of her favor where I am in love.
Benvolio:*looks into the camera like he's on The Office*
1 day ago
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saathi1013:

knitmeapony:

lorettafryingpan:

A Pacific Rim video set to “Sound The Bells”, by Dessa

Just—just watch it. Don’t ask questions, just press play. You will not be disappointed.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via agentotter)

1 day ago
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